Life Starts at 39

Now You See Them, Now You Don’t   They were gathered together, at Euclid and Rosecrans Avenue there on the corner. They met in a circle, then they finished, circling about. Lined up, nice and neat. All in a row, there; they gaggled. Gayly. Like faggets All in a row, Plomping— A Womble— As they crank their engines. Flywheels creeking and the castors squealing, the tensioners straining and groaning, metal on metal, no oil, no silicon lubricant, no protection; these tin men are all riding dirty. Just trying to get it right, left, Huff—----Heeeeee… right, Huff—----Heeeeee… left, right, Huff—----Heeeeee… Left, right, le— HACK—HU—HEEEEEEEE….. Right, right, right, left— CACQUUUE! CACQUUUE! CACQUUUE! Left— Huff— right— Heeeeee— left— MEAL AND CUDDLE BREAK! H+E+Y! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!?! AT LEAST THEY’RE FUCKING TRYIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!! ...

 Last night was rough and I felt like a child, wide awake, reeling with excitement. I was wide awake, and my heart was jumping on my sternum and was like a rubber ball attached to a paddle thump-thump-thump-thump-thump! not bub-ump. bub-ump. bub-ump. like a normal heart.  "How is she not feeling this?" I was hugging her backside and my body mimicked hers exactly. I started to do a set of keagles. Might as well get my dick in on a lil action. (In cast you have ED or struggle to get it up (opiate users), or just get numb when doing it and you can't ever get off. Do keagles when you're doing fore-play. or when she is riding or whatever. if you don't do that shit, your dick won't wake up.) I know she felt that cuz she responded with a soft caress with her rear into my nest. Eggs N all. she really knows how to make a man feel right even in her sleep.  She wrapped her arm around me and found my right ass cheek and grabbed a handful. She gave a soft moan of satisfact...

Copied verbatim from my word document: June 2, 2024 Dear TOP TABACCO L.P.,           I am holding in my hand a 100 pack of your “FINE GUMMED ROLLING PAPERS” Made in France for [COMPANY]. I have since used 3 or 4 papers and have been reeling in my head for a reason to use another. Whatever kind of smoke that I put in a leaf of TOP, it burns fair and true. Not too fast… or let it run up closer to your hand. It won’t go out. I usually paid more for a far inferior leaf. All I can tell you is they Kut Korners, and it shows. I appreciate that your fine gummed rolling papers aren’t pre-folded. It lets a man do what he does best, choose. People are finding it much more convenient to be given a choice instead of mustering one up. I find that life doesn’t always need to be convenient, you know, it should make sense and can be forgiving… well not nature... but life can be forgiving and kind and understanding, it can even look the other way if you are good to it. I ...