Now you See them, Now you Don't
Now You See Them, Now You Don’t They were gathered together, at Euclid and Rosecrans Avenue there on the corner. They met in a circle, then they finished, circling about. Lined up, nice and neat. All in a row, there; they gaggled. Gayly. Like faggets All in a row, Plomping— A Womble— As they crank their engines. Flywheels creeking and the castors squealing, the tensioners straining and groaning, metal on metal, no oil, no silicon lubricant, no protection; these tin men are all riding dirty. Just trying to get it right, left, Huff—----Heeeeee… right, Huff—----Heeeeee… left, right, Huff—----Heeeeee… Left, right, le— HACK—HU—HEEEEEEEE….. Right, right, right, left— CACQUUUE! CACQUUUE! CACQUUUE! Left— Huff— right— Heeeeee— left— MEAL AND CUDDLE BREAK! H+E+Y! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!?! AT LEAST THEY’RE FUCKING TRYIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!! ...