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Now you See them, Now you Don't

Now You See Them, Now You Don’t   They were gathered together, at Euclid and Rosecrans Avenue there on the corner. They met in a circle, then they finished, circling about. Lined up, nice and neat. All in a row, there; they gaggled. Gayly. Like faggets All in a row, Plomping— A Womble— As they crank their engines. Flywheels creeking and the castors squealing, the tensioners straining and groaning, metal on metal, no oil, no silicon lubricant, no protection; these tin men are all riding dirty. Just trying to get it right, left, Huff—----Heeeeee… right, Huff—----Heeeeee… left, right, Huff—----Heeeeee… Left, right, le— HACK—HU—HEEEEEEEE….. Right, right, right, left— CACQUUUE! CACQUUUE! CACQUUUE! Left— Huff— right— Heeeeee— left— MEAL AND CUDDLE BREAK! H+E+Y! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!?! AT LEAST THEY’RE FUCKING TRYIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!! ...

like a ying yang swimming in circles, tightly between the sheets.

 Last night was rough and I felt like a child, wide awake, reeling with excitement. I was wide awake, and my heart was jumping on my sternum and was like a rubber ball attached to a paddle thump-thump-thump-thump-thump! not bub-ump. bub-ump. bub-ump. like a normal heart.  "How is she not feeling this?" I was hugging her backside and my body mimicked hers exactly. I started to do a set of keagles. Might as well get my dick in on a lil action. (In cast you have ED or struggle to get it up (opiate users), or just get numb when doing it and you can't ever get off. Do keagles when you're doing fore-play. or when she is riding or whatever. if you don't do that shit, your dick won't wake up.) I know she felt that cuz she responded with a soft caress with her rear into my nest. Eggs N all. she really knows how to make a man feel right even in her sleep.  She wrapped her arm around me and found my right ass cheek and grabbed a handful. She gave a soft moan of satisfact...

my Letter to TOP TOBACCO L.P.

Copied verbatim from my word document: June 2, 2024 Dear TOP TABACCO L.P.,           I am holding in my hand a 100 pack of your “FINE GUMMED ROLLING PAPERS” Made in France for [COMPANY]. I have since used 3 or 4 papers and have been reeling in my head for a reason to use another. Whatever kind of smoke that I put in a leaf of TOP, it burns fair and true. Not too fast… or let it run up closer to your hand. It won’t go out. I usually paid more for a far inferior leaf. All I can tell you is they Kut Korners, and it shows. I appreciate that your fine gummed rolling papers aren’t pre-folded. It lets a man do what he does best, choose. People are finding it much more convenient to be given a choice instead of mustering one up. I find that life doesn’t always need to be convenient, you know, it should make sense and can be forgiving… well not nature... but life can be forgiving and kind and understanding, it can even look the other way if you are good to it. I ...

Didn't see that one Coming

 Once something happens, the memory of it becomes slightly distorted by the experiencer. Distorted by experience, emotions, the chemical having's and have-not's going on throughout our bodies...     cells banging,     reproducing by fucking themselves Wouldn't we be in trouble if one day, our sperms all of a sudden grew minds of their own. appendages too!     And ran off? months later only to come back and ask me why I never cared for them or took them in as my own. They'll be all decrepit and smelly tadpole frog humanoid mixture. Some lost arms, legs, part of their heads or tail chewn off. nibbled on lovingly? I don't know if these things had sex lives and if they had they're all brothers but those rules prolly don't exist considering their life span being so short. once they've planned it all out they are dead... too bad..     I lovingly explained to them that sperms, traditionally, are meant for: the  toilet bowl the towel a napkin in...

The AntiChrist

Elon ifn't trump 

(it's mine)

 I made it so dont break it  you can steal it but ill feel it you wouldn't know what to do with it even if you had step by step directions way over your head like giving a computer  to an infant greatness is wasted on     the likes of you.. Because you're so corny that you talking? so boring.. your leaving me, snoring because you're saying nothing! so many syllables so much of my time leave me alone becuz youre still saying nothing tomorrow  ill be  stronger so much ever  longer but for you cannot say a thing not nothing!

Down down they go (the American dream)

The steps                     Moving                                         Forward                                                             Always                                           ...